A reason why I'm not around much.

Besides my spat late last year when I was an angry person. Here's a reason why I'm not around much. Anger management by DR Suzuki. » 3/31/14 6:23am 3/31/14 6:23am

Dear Jalopnik, Harden the Fuck Up!

Drive free or die? What the fuck has gone wrong with you Jalopnik? You've lost your edge... » 12/18/13 5:51am 12/18/13 5:51am

I've not seen anybody smoke weed from a glass pipe. I've not seen a glass pipe other than what meth heads use. Probably because I'm in Australia, where here pipes tend to be wood, brass or anodized alloy. Another difference I've noticed is the majority of potheads here mix with tobacco where most Americans I've met… » 11/23/13 7:52pm 11/23/13 7:52pm

Oh yeah mate?? I could easily see that yank tank make it about three foot into a typical Aussie bush track before it gets its lifted fat arse, stuck up to its solid axles in mud, with its driver covered in funnel webs. » 11/04/13 7:01am 11/04/13 7:01am

Come on, not even a little blat on the dirt just off the side of the road, getting a little slide in the arse before closing off the throttle in a panic? You know, to show the punters what 'adventure' bikers do. » 10/22/13 7:03am 10/22/13 7:03am

You keep saying you enjoy driving as much as the next guy... But the next guy probably doesn't give a shit about the commute because he enjoys driving. » 10/21/13 8:24am 10/21/13 8:24am

I remember seeing that picture somewhere before. I remember something about both driver and passenger in the car were killed. So that's at least two points to one in favour of the bike. » 10/11/13 11:31am 10/11/13 11:31am